So, I was looking back at some old pictures of myself and
I realized that I am a very diverse individual. I went through
so many phases throughout my 24 years of living.

First, there was of course the diaper and bottle phase.

Then there was the very girlie phase:

Oh! and there was the "my mom gave me a bad perm" phase:

And then in Guam as a cheerleader I went through the "got very
dark and people thought I was filipino" phase:

Then there was the skatergirl/grungy phase:

And the "my best friends were white" phase:

Oh and of course the most memorable was the gangsta girl phase:

And I can't forget the pill popping, rave phase (STAY AWAY
FROM DRUGS KIDS):

Then in Maryland it was the college girl with the sweatshirt and
jeans phase:

And included with that phase was the 50 pound weight gain phase
(which I was not aware of until I lost it):

But even as I went through all these different phases you all know that
one thing remains true: Michelle is and will always be cool!

Just wanted to wish you an early Happy Halloween!!

What a weekend! Let me just say that mixing
liquor is not a good idea and it will never be
done again! Double ugh!
Fortunately, there are no pictures of the "during"
moments of my weekend but here are the before
and afters. There's nothing crazy abot these photos
but these spectacular people put up with me and
my "Michelle-ness". That says enough.
Note to self: Mama's birthday today.

Woohoo! Sexy Heidi.

Too bad, boys, she's taken.

Not even a hint of the remnants of tequila and
jolly ranchers. Startling!

We need to get Lan tipsy more often. He was
actually fun. Hahaha.

Everyone is invited to come to my $75 million home.

I'll take you there in my $1.8 million Bugatti Veyron car.

And I'll be wearing my $1.3 million Jean Lois gown once worn by Marilyn Monroe.

You should suck up to me. I've got imaginary money.

So, for the past 2 years I have been asking my
xanga viewers to help me pick out each years
Halloween costume and guess what? This year
is no different. Here are the choices:

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